Below are the 12 most recent journal entries recorded in lexiepoo557's LiveJournal:

Saturday, August 6th, 2005
2:30 am	i can only hope that in the end you will still be there for me its like fucking 2:30 am. i made a purse out of a rice a fuckin roni box its fucking so cool im in a godamn swearing mood SHIT i just want to run my birth father larry over with a fuckin humungous ass fuckin truck i hope that stupid fucking cunt rots in fuckin hell hes such a bitch ass mother fuckin piece of shit ok got that that that that that out of me me me im hyper as fuck. and ryan oh ryan!!!! im in LOVE with ryan! hes amazing and perfect we went to the movies today he has the cutest baby brother. named hunter. ryan is omg!!!!! i love him so much anyways thought you all should know know know!!! omg so my birth father kicked me out for saying i wasnt mad at my mom anymore. and he called me a slut in public. and broke all my stuff. and ripped up all my pictures. and i hate him more than i hate yogurt and foot fungus stew. and i hate that a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot a lot! im tired and bored so im im im going to write everything caps SO TODAY I WOKE UP AND WAS BORED CAUSE RYAN DIDNT ANSWER HIS PHONE LIKE HE SAID HE WOULD SO I DIDNT GET TO GO TO HIS HOUSE THEN I TOOK A BATH AND SHAVED MY LEGS AND THEY ARE SO SO SO SO HOT RIGHT NOW AND THEN I GOT ONTO THE COMPUTER AND TALKED TO EVERYBODY THEN FINALLY AT 6----4 HOURS AFTER I WOKE UP RYAN GOT ONLINE AND INVITED ME TO THE MOVIES AND I WORE THIS HOT SKIRT AND I LOOKED SO CUTE AND I ACTUALLY LOOKED GIRLY TODAY AND OMG HE WOULDNT STOP TELLING ME HOW AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL I LOOKED I ALMOST CRIED I LOVE HIM SO MUCH WE SAW DUKES OF HAZZARD AND HE BOUGHT MY TICKET WITHOUT TELLING ME WHICH WAS SWEET THEN I WAS 20 MINUTES LATE AND HE WAITED OUTSIDE FOR ME AND THEN HE LET ME LISTEN TO MIKE JONES EVEN THOUGH HE HATES IT AND WE THEN HE WAITED 20 MINUTES WITH ME AT THE THEATRE AFTER THE MOVIE SO I DIDNT HAVE TO WAIT ALONE FOR MY RIDE AND THEN WE SANG POISON IN THE CAR ON THE WAY TO DROP HIM OFF AND THEN ME AND MY GRAMA GOT TACO BELL AND I AM SPENDING THE NIGHT AT HER HOUSEY HOUSEY HOUSE AND I WATCHED STELLA WHICH WAS A WEIRD SHOW SHOW SHOW... AND I LOVE AMANDA ELZEA SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!!!I MOVED BACK TO MVILLE FOR 6 DAYS NOW IM LIVING IN BOTHELL UNTIL THE 24TH OF THIS MONTH OF AUGUST AND IM MOVING BACK TO MVILLE AND IM GONNA LIVE CLOSE TO RYAN YES YES YES SO I HAVE HAD 3 BOYFRIENDS OTHER THAN RYAN THAT LIVE WITHIN 1 BLOCK OF RYAN ISNT THAT WEIRD WEIRD???? YEAH I THINK SO TOOOOOOOOOO! well ima go love peace and chicken grease oh yeah ps my new phone number is 360-631-ORAT ahahahhahahhah orat like oryt like OH RYT like OH RITE like OH RIGHT like ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!! call me mother fuckers1!!!!! xoxooxoxalexaxoxoxooxoxoxo Current Mood: missing ryan (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 29th, 2005
12:44 am	>1. What time is it? 1235 >2. Name as it appears on birth certificate? Alexa paige elliott >3. Nicknames: lexie poo, titties, DD girl >4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake? 69, but im 14 >5. Pets?RICOH SUAVE boxer dog >6. Hair color: RED >7. Piercings? Inner ear 2 in each ear nose marylin monroe tounge belly button >8: Tattoos: None >9. Eye color: green, >10. Hometown: MVILLE >11. Town you live in: mville >12. Favorite foods: skittles >13.What happened to#13? i dunno >14. Ever been to Africa? No. >15. Been toilet papering: yesm >16. Get caught? no >17. Have you loved someone so much it made you cry? No. >18. Been in a car accident? Yeah. >19.Croutons or bacon bits? NEITEHR >20. Favorite day of the week?: saturaday >21. Favorite restaurant: Footlights in wimbledon,england >22. Favorite flower: Posies >23. Favorite sport to watch: soccer >24. Favorite alcoholic drink: straight shots of pearl vodka >25. Favorite ice cream flavor: french vanilla >26. Disney or Warner Bros: warner bros. >27. Favorite fast food restaurant: Wendy;s >28. What color is your bedroom carpet? GREEN >29. How many times did you fail your driver's test? im 14 >30. Before this one, who did you get your last e-mail from?ME MOMMY >31. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? THe liqeour store >32. What do you do most often when you are bored? internet >33. Most annoying thing people ask me? are you joking? 34. Bedtime? none. >35. Who will respond to this email the quickest? no one. >36. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? OWEn >37. Favorite TV shows? I HATE TV >38. Last person you went out to dinner with? my step siblings >39. Ford or Chevy: ford. >40. What are you listening to right now? QUEEN-bohemian rhapsody >41. What is your favorite color? green >42. Time you finished this email? 102 (Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 28th, 2005
12:04 pm	yeah so basically ive had a pretty good, lame, but good summer. Mostly hanging out with jennfer and my step brother... i hung out with natalie robles a couple times, and chance once. pretty bored though all i do is sit on this mother fucking computer... ANyways im moving back to marysville in like 3 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG i cant wait i cant believe its been 6 months already that ive been gone.... holy crap. Evergreen middle school was the worst school ive ever been to in my whole life.. i hate it there. dont ever move there, or let your kids go there. its hell so im totally addicted to myspace... and other things but mostly myspace. it has taken over my life... which totally sucks asss! so if anyone wnats to give me cds or burn me cds i would love you for like, ever. my step brother josh is prett ycool you should all get to know him...joshs aim=JoshiePlaya yeah you should get on aim and talk to me too...Googlybear557 fuck i miss living in marysville, when i move back im gonna havere a fricken halo marathon on the bigscreen tv.. and hook up all the other tvs and have like 20 people playing halo together all at once its gonna be so cool, first though i gotta find people to supply the xbox's and the actual games... so if you want to help out and lend it to me in like 2 months you would be god yeah so if anyone has a froot loops box that they are gonna throw away i really need it bad ok? im trying to get the tu can sam computer microphone but i need one more prroof of purchase so please give me yours... i love you yeah so all of you lets have hot sex in a portopotty? kk? im so excited. i ate an egg sandwhich for lunch on saturday.. it was so good so yeah everyone go to my myspace www.myspace.com/alexaelliott and leave comments that would be so coo.. alright enough i love you all some reply ot this or comment or something let me know your alive call me 425-232-2953 Current Mood: bouncy (Comment on this)
Sunday, May 15th, 2005
1:47 am	i wish i were in marysville i want to be there so bad i am going to sooo many concerts this summer oh i cant wait some one slap me i feel like i have died and gone to heaven i got like 3" away from the singer of MSI on friday and i am going to whack off to it every day that was the best concert... no day of my life it was like orgasm from when MSI came out until, well, it hasnt stopped. i married johnny depp but i cheated on him with umm, chody cody... tee hee hee. so there is this pirate store in seattle that me and max are going to this weekend i cannot wait so i went to this place called whos on first and i met this guy and he made a robot that all it could do is say "you are fat. you stupid mother fucker" AND the guy (ben) had it dressed up like a pirate... FUCKING SWEET. i just farted. OH MY GOD IT STINKS SO FUCKING BAD I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH EEEEEEEEEW!!! my dads bike got stolen its really quite funny hehehe i beat up nick delma with a huge stick he is so dumb i should have hit him in the head with it and made him bleed that stupid dumb cracker mother fucking bitch ass sluty stupid desperate fat fucking faggot fox he probably has no penis... well that felt good to get out of me. i wish i wasnt so weird because guys dont like me they just want to be my friend and i think thats because im weird person... HEY NATALIE "LICHKE MEYYE WOOOOoooOOND???" haha the dinosaur broke stupid ty i will kill you with a spoon biotch. not. i dont like to hurt hot people. SABRINA YOU HAVE JUNGLE FEVER except for mix boyzzz. WE ARE GOING TO EMINEM AND 50 CENT AND SNOOP DOGG!!!! OH YEAH SABRINA I LOVE YOU SEXY MOTHER FUCKER... KAIA I MISS YOU CALL ME SOME TIME!! DOTN BE FOOLED BY THE ROCKS THAT I GOT IM STILL IM STILL JENNY FROM THE BLOCK BIOTCH CALL ME J LEE.... CAUSE WE HAVE SPIDY SENSES BOO YA BITCHES. DONT SAY THE N WORD... SINCE JENNIFER IS SOO FUCKING MOCEABLE THAT STINKEN HOTTY... SARAH LETS HAVE SEX IN THAT PORTO POTTY SOON I AM STILL WAITING... BRITT MEET ME BEHIND THE WATER FOUNTATIN. GET NAKED BEFORE I GET THERE... HEY BLACK BOY WANT A WHITE BELLY BUTTON SINCE YOU ARE A ROBO ALIEN FROM THE PLANET ZIOSELETOXAPIAFIFTYCENTGETSSYHOTALOTTHATSTUPIDBIIOTCH THATS WHERE BLACK PEOPLE ARE FROM. EVERYTHING IS BETTER ON A CRACKER OMG DUCK ITS A GANGSTER I AM OUT OF SKITTLES BITCHES SOMEONE BUY ME SOME BEFORE I CRY I GET MY BRACES OF MONDAY I HAVE HAD THME ON FOR 6 1/2 YEARS IT FUCKING SUUUUUUUUUUCKS I AM GOING TO MARRY JIMMY URINE THAT MOTHER FUCKER IS FUCKING HOT I AM GONNA FUCKING FUCK HIM EVERY DAY OHH YEAH THAT MOTHER FUCKER... MAX LETS HAVE SEX ON MR RUSSELS BACK, AND ON THE COMPUTERS, OR... OR RIGHT HERE.... MMMM YES I SEE JEREMY AND KURT JUST FOUGHT AND WHITEY KICKED MEXIS ASS BITCHES WANT SOME PUNCH I DONT LIKE PUNCH O YEAS YOU DO MOTHER FUCKER LETS ALL TAKE THE TRAIN TO HELL I WOULD LIKE THAT WANT TO SEE MY STOMACH? ITS NICEY NICE YEAH THGIS IS FUCKING LONG SO NO ONE IS PROBABLY STILL READING THIS SO I WILL SAY... I SCREWED YOUR BROTHER... MOTHER FUCKER POST SOME COMMENTS I WILL ALWAYS REPLY I WANT YOUR SEX THATS WHY I SUCK SO BAD ME+UGLY=ME UUUGH I WISH I WAS BEAUTIFUL. I WISH I HAD A NICE BODY. I WISH I WAS NICE. I WISH I WASNT RACIST BUT HEY MAYBE I DONT CAUSE RACISM IS FUN AND FUCK ALL GODDAMN RELIGION IT CAN KISS MY HAIRY WHITE ASS FOR ALL I CARE. I GOT SICK A COUPLE WEEKS AGO AND SHARTED IT WAS HELL FUNNY I GOTTA GO ROCK OUT TO MSI MOTHER FUCKERS SOMEONE COME SUCK MY ROBO PENIS WHILE I COMMONDERE YOUR VIRGINTY BYE BYE SEE YA LATER CROCIDLE I ATE CROCODILE ONCE OK BYE LOVE YOU CALL ME 425-232-2953 OR MAIL ME SOMETHING 25 SYDNEY LANE UNIT A EVERETT WASHINGTON 98203 Current Mood: FEASTLY MOTHER FUCKERS (Comment on this)
Friday, April 8th, 2005
2:57 pm	HI I LOVE YOU jeeze...i never update, im pathetic^^^^ im hanging out with cool alexa! tonight is friday 54 and im excited! i hope im not late because i was last week and i felt stupid...well if anyone of you want to hango out with alexa tonight call her becuase she loves you??? i still have homework to do this silly little poem thing for language arts...anyways i am done so see you later+++ BYE Current Mood: FEASTLY HAHAH (Comment on this)
Friday, April 1st, 2005
11:09 pm	ahh What swear word are you? Full Name Age Your word of choice Cunt Why you swear Probably just to fit in. Your motto Damn it! Not again! This cool quiz by Thy Beloved - Taken 85855 Times. </a> New! Get Free Daily Horoscopes from Kwiz.Biz rawr i love that word.CUNT! (Comment on this)
10:41 pm	FUCK RELIGION Haha im at kaias right now its fun and i have band-aids all over my arms and they are really cool and we are going to watch the forgotten kaia says its funny so im excited. well its funny in a me nad kaia way. yeah were dumb. mostly me is dumb and i make kaia seem dumb cause im actaully super geniususeusduss3hsd i just act dumb and i cant spell GENIUS sorry about this space i had an angry attack chance came over today it was so fun we went to the sky bridge and thrwe skittles at cars and it was fun and weavas ebdg sdg gave him a daffodil and then he gave it to me and now i gave it to a tack aef on my wall. and then we came to my house and hung out in my room and we all beat eachother up t was fun. then we played karate and i was karate SLUT it was cool. i stopped wearing my bra and i like it. its so free feeling. mmm its like dutch apple pie if it was a feeling. so its been 72 days since ive gotten any action, i used to get it like every day. im going into wtihdrawls, lol APRIL FOOLS! so i like chance a lot. i dont know if he likes me, ive been getting hints but im slow at picking up on things. dumb me. you have to be direct with me. no beating around the bush. please. i hate it. RAWR im hanging out with chance tomorrow and jennifer and i am excited. i dont know what time or how anyone is getting anywhere but its happening drugs are bad. so is sex with FAT people and underwear and bras and vaginas and oat meal and cottage cheese and pickles and people spitting and cocaine and not getting action. i should screw himn you know who you are man chance you are so beautiful. once there was a woman with a hairy leg, the other leg was a peg, and her hairy leg she would always drag, once some one threw a egg, at her. now she begs at greggs kegs. for some fags. in rags, and she always carries bags. she ate some ham and cheese for breakfast. with eggs. i like chance a lot. (Comment on this)
Thursday, March 31st, 2005
10:36 pm	Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer Your first full name Your personality rates a 8 1/2 your best quality is you dont follow the crowd your worst quality is aww, nothing =) this is because you are who you are Quiz created with MemeGen! (Comment on this)
10:32 pm	rawr i told him so chance, i told you i like you. thats really it. your the first guy that i have ever liked that is nice to me. usually guys are total ass holes to me. my last boy friend slapped me because i broke up with him. yeah shittay! i really get smacked around and bossed around by guys usually.oh well he was a puss he didnt hit that hard. ok im going to trying to be optimistic. i have a great life. im hot, i have a great body, im funny, im cool, and shit like that. im happy to be me. when i lived in marysville i used to find notes between people about how they wished they were me and had my friends and my life. actually when i lived in marysville they didnt want my life my mom was crazy and always beat the shit out of me, but now i could totally see someone wishing they were me. even thogh me and my dad cant even afford dinner every night but thats ok. i pig out all the time. DUDE MY BED IS SOOOO COOL!!!! its just a matress pad, some sheets blankets and pillows INSIDE MY CLOSET!!! its so fricken sweet. except sometimes it hurts because my back is broken (has been for 5 months) and doctors cant do anything about it (MARIJUANA!) people annoy me. not all people but a lot of people, and if you are in that majority trust me you know. ive probably smacked you or beat you up or threatened to beat you up. i write to much in these things but i have a lot to say. i love you man i have to shit . im going to go drop the COSBY KIDS OFF AT THE POOL SEE YA i just realised how small my wrists are. they are only 4" around.SMALL AAAAAAAAAH! if anyone wants to give me money for my birthday i need money for new underwear! i am an underwear freak. i have 31 pairs of underwear. FOSSIL FUELS thats how you spell it KAIA you crazy mother fucker ngapi (NN-GAW-PEE)-that was my name for this african project i did in 6th grade with jennifer. shes hot. we had fun. except i was soo ugly in 6th grade, like i see pictures of me and i laugh sohard once i even peed my pants laughing at my ugliness way back in the day. i am writing a lot and i have nothing to say so i will tell you all my nothing. (Comment on this)
2:45 pm	meh im bored. i lost all my shit. i have some KRAZY GLUE!!! AND I GLUED EVERYTHING TO MY PANTS!!! it was tight. but now its starting to fall off. uuuugh i love you. if you are reading this i love you. call me 425 232 2953 (its my cell its always on) (Comment on this)
Monday, March 28th, 2005
6:27 pm	AARRGH IM A PIRATE WITH TWO STUMPS! i love my life. im poor. but im hot, and i get a lot of neat stuff from my rich friends. im going out with this kid in marysville that i only kinda like, but i think im gonna break up with him. there are these two guys at my new school i like a lot, but im not in the mood to say cause it will just cause this big thing cause im the new girl, even though ive been at that goddamn hell school for almost 2 months. i know this lady that used to teach at my new school (Evergreen middle school) and she said that the whole school should burn down and they should put something more useful and less shitty there, like a thrift store lol. i wish she still worked there, that would rock! but she doesnt so it doesnt matter. so i want to know what everyone thinks about guys with perfect bodies + a big butt, i used to like this guy sean clark with a big butt, and i think its hot... how bout you? Johnny depp is my idol. im gonna be famous like him some day. except im hotter. and i have boobs. which makes me even hotter. yeah so if anyone likes me please tell because i am so far convinced that only 1 person actually likes me, all the other guys i date are just in it for my looks, and i dont understand it. i think some one really hates me. i havent gotten anny action since january 17, and i lost everything else good i had except my johnny depp movies. and i have mr herber as a teacher. and my mom is psycho. oh well enough of my problems. im a bitch. dont do anything for me because of it. i am a big fat huge dumb stupid mean hateful disrespectful bitch. i try to be nice but my family always tels me thats what i am. a dumb slutty bitch. i am a slut i hate it i hate it i hate it but i cant help it, and now that i moved im not a slut anymore, im not anything. im a piece of shitty white trash I HATE IT! 5 facts 1 i am a bitch 2 i have slut tendencies(i hate it) 3 ive never been told i was beautiful 4 today was my first time ever being on a sky bridge over looking the freeway 5 i really like this guy but im afraid to tell him love peace and chicken grease! RAWR Alexa Current Mood: nervous (Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 15th, 2005
3:02 pm	PORNO my butt feels like a rotten pumpkin.i cant really feel anything from my arms down but my ass=rotten pumpkin-maybe a really steamy hot rotten pumpkin. Yeah so my fingers look really cool when i type fast. my new school kinda sucks except like 6 people. ill name 1:Krista 2:Jordy 3:Alex 4:Chance 5:the other Alex 6:Me of course Yeah so i am really hot but i look like a bums nutsack today. ick. so if your friends band got to open for the presidents of the U.S. what would you do? im going backstage with them. they are cool kids. im so hungry i woulod eaT a raw rabbit. BURN like your momma you sickly pig. so i watched this show about sheep last night and the sheep had sex. it was kinda cool seeing how unpleasyurable it looked then thinking how good humans have it. human sex=good. sheep sex=BA-A-A-A-A-A-D. lol.i think its hot when guys have a big butt, but the rest of there body has to be nice too. if its a fat guy with a fat ass that = NO! i love this whole concept of god. cracks me up. im agnostic-but idont care what religion you are dont worry. love peace and chicken grease. Current Mood: mischievous (2 Comments |Comment on this)